April 2012
Carol had grown so rich, she wanted to retire. She...
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paperseverywhere:
john-freakin-lennon:
while everyone in my photography class was out taking pictures i changed all of the backgrounds on their computers to nicolas cage
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
escapistaz:
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
I need this on my blog again.
Prince Philip is the most badass prince EVER. And...
animeseanconnery:
chasertiff:
Okay, so he’s got a girly face, and he wears tights and some high boots. Sure.
But check out that noble steed. That’s one ready-to-kick-ass-and-take-names steed.
While other princesses just run away and leave nothing, Philip gets AN INVITE TO HER HOUSE. He gets a song, a dance, and a first date.
He comes home, just to tell his dad he’s not going to marry...
The Shortest Horror Story Ever
mad-angel-with-a-box:
frequency-radio:
supersonicbionic:
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
-Frederic Brown
Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?
And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.
#How fandoms ruin hipster posts
“The reality is that fat people are often supported in hating their bodies, in...”
– Lesley Kinzel (via curvesahead)
I will always reblog this because it is so so important.
(via infinitetransit)
I just want to nail this to every stable surface I can find. I cannot count the amount of times that I’ve seen fat folks being encouraged, cajoled, and even forced into behaviors that...
“I want to especially thank all the members [of Congress] who took a break from...”
– President Barack Obama
(via elesheva)(via kyssthis16)
Sexuality and why does it fucking matter
zannyblogging:
Okay I’ve seen quite a bit of nonsense recently about sexuality in general and it’s just finally come to the stage where…
I honestly don’t fucking understand what the big deal is any more.
Okay I’m going to try and make this as concise as possible without derailing too much so here goes.
Sexuality is a personal preference to any given person, we have:
Hetereosexual
...
Guys don’t like it when you compare the way they treat you to the way Edward treats Bella.
Maybe it’s because they don’t like realizing what they’re doing is damaging and hurtful.
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I can’t form these things into words.
And I’m sitting.
And I really just want to curl up in my bed and not deal with anything.
But it keeps coming back and throwing all this shit in my face.
